Barack: a jack of all trades---courtesy of Lloyd Keene

BARACK :
A JACK OF
ALL TRADES

by Dave Weinbaum
Monday, April 12, 2012
People who can do a lot of things
effectively at the same time are rare and
far between. Bo Jackson, Federal Judge
Duane Benton and Deon Sanders come
to mind. We all know about the multi
sports and talents Jackson and Sanders
had.

Judge Benton comes to mind as an
adequate comparison to our amazingly
talented President.
Man with many hats has no time to hang head

I was assigned to introduce Duane at a political conference about fifteen years ago
along with now deceased Missouri Governor Mel Carnahan. Upon receiving their
resumes, I realized that I would have to cut out 75% of Duane’s and add that same
75% to the Governor’s.

Duane was a lawyer, CPA, Phi Beta Kappa, Vietnam Vet, Yale Law Review,
Naval Reservist. He was campaign manager for Mel Blunt’s House campaign, an
MBA and Summa Cum Laude. Duane earned degrees from Northwestern, Yale,
Memphis State and the University of Virginia, college law professor, Navy Judge
Advocate, Director of the MO Department of Revenue, MO circuit

judge, MO
Supreme Court Judge, Chief Judge of the MO Supreme Court, Federal Appellate
Judge, appointed by President George W. Bush.

As I rattled off his accomplishments parodying a Bo Jackson commercial: “Duane
knows law, Duane knows, politics, Duane knows military…,” I pointed out the longest
job Duane had ever held was the six years he had been when he served as my
attorney. Benton rudely interrupting, yelled, “Weinbaum, I would still be your lawyer
if you’d only paid me.” Shocked by his impertinence, I replied, “And I WOULD
have paid you if you’d ever won a case…”

Unlike Benton, our president seems to be practicing in a lot of areas he has no or little
experience at.

Positive before the negative, here are President Overreach’s main self-attributes:

· He’s persistent.

· He’s a charismatic speaker to those who believe in him.

· He’s an excellent fundraiser.

· He’s good looking.

· He can sing-at least imitate---

· He likes sports.

· He can community organize with the best of the Marxists.

· Seems to be a good husband and father.

Here are his negatives:

· He lies beyond what any politician I’ve known of — even Bubba-not the Masters
Champ.

· He believes this country was based on false premises and sees it as his mission to
overthrow it.

· He’s a race baiter, looking for any way to get his black base energized. Cue
Reverend Wright!

· He encourages people NOT to get jobs by extending welfare beyond a safety net
and into entitlement.

· He’s not interested in bringing people up. He wants everyone down—and
dependent on him for handouts.

· He’s an outright enemy of Israel for betraying their plans to their and the USA’s
enemy, Iran.

· He’s helped overthrow Islamic countries and today is meeting with the replacement
governments, our and Israel’s dire enemy, the Muslim Brotherhood -- in the White
House.

· He knows more than the 555 members of Congress - combined!

· He knows more than the Supreme Court.

· He’s not only an abortionist—he favors and has stood up for infanticide.

· He’s a self-proclaimed expert on green energy.

· He thinks Joe Biden is smart.

· He can’t govern and has no desire to.

· He knows more about health care than the collective knowledge of all the
MDs in America.